On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son gave the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owner gave the teacher a box of candies.
Then the liquor store owner’s son brought a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
“is it wine?” she said.
“No.” the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and said “Champagne?”